GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we're gonna chat about the real scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went flying into the boards, I swear, it looked like a comic